words kill, words give life

gift guide no. 4

Posted in art, etc. by Kaitlin on December 18, 2009

We all have that friend who’s really weird but interesting (you may have more than one). Here are some gifts that are a tad bit off, but not off-putting, just like them.

For $5 and under

Not only is this pure beeswax mouse candle completely adorable, it’s also hand-carved. A mini-masterpiece that’s almost too sweet to burn.

Is this morbid? Yes. Creepy? Mos def. But Baby Doll Soap is exactly what everyone’s shower needs (available in an assortment of colors).

Because everything’s better when it’s on a weird scale, check Poe shrunk in a miniature book of “The Raven.”

For $15 and under

Make baking so hardcore with a “table saw” cake cutter.

Like dentures in your glass, but not as gross – “frozen smiles” ice cube tray.

Bring out evil laughter when you gift the Laboratory Flower Vases. Being a mad scientist never looked so pretty.

For $25 and under

Ever wanted to tell your friend, “Your the kind of person who would punch someone with a coffee cup”? Then the “fisticup” brass knuckle mug is exactly what you need.

It’s a pretty pink furry flocked skull! Is any other explanation needed?

The “washboard” necktie is a metal tie you wear and play with included thimbles. Teal for the person wearing it, totes annoying for everyone else.

For those who are willing to drop a lot of cash

Yes. That is a gold necklace molded in the shape of a retainer. Weirdly interesting enough?


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  1. B said, on December 18, 2009 at 10:59 pm

    omg! i think this is my fav guide! i’m sooo buyin that table saw!

    • Kaitlin said, on December 19, 2009 at 8:29 am

      please do! I’ll make you a cake if you let me use it 🙂

  2. Sarah K. said, on March 1, 2010 at 10:59 am

    The brass knuckle mug is my favorite. I’m so getting that for Oz, he’ll love it!

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